i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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