what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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