I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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