She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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