Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish they made helmets for livers.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize