I think i peed on brittanys purse
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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