I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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