He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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