So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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