being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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