I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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