She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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