When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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