I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
