Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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