why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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