You really coming over, don't trick.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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