i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Is it penis luge time yet?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We don't watch enough power rangers
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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