WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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