the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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