it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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