By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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