Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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