Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i would punch a child for taco bell
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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