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im poppin the ladies like they're bacne

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(305): View more from Florida

so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.

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(940): View more from Texas

She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.

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(513): View more from Ohio

his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night

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(845): View more from New York

she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.

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(708): View more from Illinois

She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs

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i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?

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I was hoping you could tell me..

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