Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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