oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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