i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I have already put on my inside pants.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Randomize
