Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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