Sacagawea was the original milf.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
