Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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