It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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