If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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