escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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