Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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