Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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