What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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