remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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