That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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