Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
two words: eviction party
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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