All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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