yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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