Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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