I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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