How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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