Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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