Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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