brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
