he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Congratulations! We have a period
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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