...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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