Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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