she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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