Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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