The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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